Ahhh Upstate New York. Where the trees are growing, birds chirping, and where an 18 year-old in Goshen loves horses. Like really loves them. A lot. Like he has sex with them. Don’t believe me? Here’s the article from The Times Herald-Record (woop woop keepin’ it local!). Village of Goshen Police Chief James Watt says that Erick Rivera “makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA.” HEYOOOO!! Good one officer!
MUG SHOT!!!!!!
Rivera dreamed about the stallions and crept as any Creepy McCreeperson would. He rented a room adjacent to the track where he would climb into the stable late at night and use “bridles to immobilize the horses in their stalls for each of his escapades.” How very Dominatrix-y of you! These “escapades” happened at least 12 times since July. He has been charged with burglary, a felony as well as two misdemeanors sexual misconduct with an animal and petty larceny. If they made horse porn, I’d send you some in jail for Christmas. Happy New Year horse lover!
Em – Sad to admit that I know this but they do make horse porn and it is naaaaaasty…..usually some euro-trash bootleg of women taking it from all sort of farm animal. Utterly revolting…no pun intended….so get your boy’s care package ready.
He was rehearsing for the lead in Equus.