This busty lady is just wanting to share what her momma gave her. However, there’s a price, there’s always a price. What would that price be? That’s up to you to decide. Cupcakes? 12 packages of assorted Fruit by the Foot? A friendly (topless) game of Twister?! The possibilities are endless. You offer, she’ll consider it. Plus, you have to have respect for the chick giving it up on Craigslist AND quoting Seinfeld. Touche internet slut, tooo shayyyyy.
Would she accept Delissio pizza, do you think? I imagine several horny bachelors have some of that around.