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You Have?

Written by Emily

This busty lady is just wanting to share what her momma gave her.  However, there’s a price, there’s always a price.  What would that price be?  That’s up to you to decide.  Cupcakes?  12 packages of assorted Fruit by the Foot?  A friendly (topless) game of Twister?!  The possibilities are endless.  You offer, she’ll consider it.  Plus, you have to have respect for the chick giving it up on Craigslist AND quoting Seinfeld.  Touche internet slut, tooo shayyyyy.

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About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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