SHINFO Toys

Your iPhone is Naked Without a Pair of Panties

smartphone panties
Written by Gary

Your panties act as a barrier of protection for your vagina against foreign bodies (especially French ones). Panties protect your most valuable parts from the outside world and come in a variety of fashionable colors and patterns to please the eye. You extend this courtesy of panty protection without even thinking, and yet the truth is that your vagina probably isn’t even worth as much as the $600 iPhone in your purse. Do you see how backwards this is? The Japanese sure did, and they created another completely useless, yet totally cutesy invention; smart pants.

smartphone panties

Smart pants are silicon underwear protectors for your iPhone or smart-phone. Unlike other cases, they protect your home button and your charger hole, but leave the edges completely vulnerable to life-shattering accidents. They don’t actually serve any purpose except to look cute, but you know Japanese teens everywhere are just eating this crap up. At around $2 each, they cost about the same as a cheap pair of PINK knickers from Vickies, and will probably last about as long (meaning they will most likely end up in a ball in some guy’s glove compartment three hours into your second date).

Damn you Japan, you have done it again.

smartphone panties

smartphone panties

[ via ]

About the author

Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
--Instagram: @garyadrianrandall --Twitter: @gadrianrandall

1 Comment