Porn Star Trading Cards
I am not sure these really count as sex toys since nobody likes a paper cut on their clitoris, but porn star trading cards bring all the fun of baseball cards to the table, with a side of mutual masturbation.
Just don’t let your husband trade his with friends, or you might end up with a “wet the toast” situation (Google it). 6 months later, your husband moves in with Alejandro the gardener, and you wonder why?
