Every once in awhile, the internet redeems itself for sites like ChatRoulette and Two Girls One Cup by giving us comedy gold. This is one of those times.
This list was found by a teacher on the floor of her 3rd grade classroom in Washington DC. The author does bitches like lolcats does the Impact font– better than anyone else, ever.
And people say our schools are in trouble? This is some sophisticated shit. I’m pretty sure I was looming potholders in 3rd grade, not drafting the next great internet meme.
If you were paying attention, you may have noticed page four is missing. What 16Â bitches are not included in this list? Here are some ideas.
- acrylic nail bitches
- don’t know they roll bitches
- drank too much and can’t remember where they live bitches
- tramp stamp bitches
- muffin top bitches
- give a penny TAKE A PENNY bitches
- Claire’s Accessories bitches
- iPhone bitches
- cankle havin bitches
- dial up modem havin bitches
- lactose intolerant bitches
- pigeon toed bitches
- different color braces havin bitches
- welfare cheese bitches
- sideburns havin bitches
- thong stickin out bitches
What types of bitches would you like to see on this list?
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I love it!!
droppin’ their retainer in the lunchroom garbage, pickin’ it out, and puttin’ it back in their mouth bitches. i’ve seen it.
LOVE IT! 😀
Can’t spell worth a damn bitches.
Pure Gold.
Can’t hold their whiskey bitches. (Ashley knows something ’bout them bitches)
I hate you by association bitches!
Shopping at Lord and Taylor but riding the bus home bitches!
Let’s not forget stick up their asses bitches and bi-polar roommate bitches. Oh and Ugg wearing in the summertime bitches!