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If You’re Desperate, There’s Always Jet Fuel

Written by Emily

Next time you are are on a long delay at the airport, just mix up a Changaa smoothie to get yourself through.

Times are tough, but you always have to think there are people that have it a lot worse than you. Some of these people have to get over their hardships by doing the healthiest thing possible that always helps; getting blasted drunk or taking insane amounts of drugs so you forget your worries for a short time. Anywho, sometimes people don’t have enough money to buy maybe the most “conventional” way of getting there. You gotta “MacGyver” that crap to get yours.

Thanks to onlineschools.gov (seriously) we can now look at how some people are taking getting to another level to, well, another level. I thought Family Guy totally made up the “toading” episode, but I guess you learn something new every day!


About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."