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Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (achey Monday edition)

Written by Bryce

Ashley Brady is the best woman on the planet.

Today started out a little rough, but I’m back in the swing of things now (with only about 2 hours left in this day).

1) Online Shopping Stops Nausea. FACT! Yesterday I had the bright idea to go shopping along 5th Avenue with my friend, Christophe. We ducked in and out of stores, bought cookies at Ma Peche, and then I went home.  Within a few hours I was totally sick, and I have no explanation other than I had a massive allergic reaction to shopping on land. Online shopping never leaves me ill, and I think that’s pretty great.

2) Shout Out to Brian on the Upper East Side. Hey, kiddo! Someone in London mentioned that you’ve been stawkin’ my blog looking for sexual commentary, etc on your friend. So… a) I’m thankful that you’re a new reader, and b) your friend rocks my world.  And yes, the big hands thing was about him.

3) I Got a Painted Porcupine Gift. Is there some hidden Mexican meaning behind this? I hope my kid doesn’t try to eat it.

4) I Love Ashley Brady. That girl is a serious genius. Aside from all that fun beauty and fashion content she writes on here, she had the brilliant thought to bring me a giant bottle of ginger ale and some toast this morning. She’s incredible. If I knew how to fuse eggs I’d totally have a baby for her so she could save her boobs from the inevitable dismay of creating baby humans.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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