Zurich Planning Drive-Thru sex boxes. Take that McDonalds!
Author - Emily
Dancing With the “Stars”
Yay! The newest list of rumored "celebs" to appear on "Dancing With the Stars!"
The Real Housewives of Crap
Danielle Staub "performs" her single "Real Close" with Lori Michaels on the morning news.
Poop In A Piece Of History
Read J.D. Salinger's "Franny and Zooey" while using HIS toilet!
Nap In Style!
Actually, nap in the LEAST snazziest way possible.
Drunk Mistakes: Now In Pictures!
If you're going to get ridiculously drunk, at least have a spotter and no cameras around.
Fix Yourself Girl, You Got A Cameltoe
Is your crotch hungry girl? Because it's eating your pants.
Diet, Exercise, and Jesus?
You say you've tried everything to lose weight. What about God?!
Have This Witch Put A Hex On Your Ass
Upset that your ass isn't big enough? Get a little Booty Enhancement from a witch!
Come Tickle, Tickle My Vagina
I dedicate this to Angela because I know she will be getting down to this.