I recognize that I’m publishing these thoughts a little early in the day, but it’s already been a thoughtful day (and I’m making up for yesterday’s total lack of thoughts).
1) Padded Bras are Dangerous. If you’re the kind of gal that has less-than-huge boobs (read: me), you’re probably stocked with padded bras. This, of course, is a bad idea if you plan to get laid. I mean, if you’re just showcasing your little boobs in shirts and keeping them out of other people’s adoring hands, it’s fine, but if you plan to get hot and heavy with someone there’s just nothing more disappointing than the false advertising of a padded bra. You could go from 3rd date to never getting a call back in like 60 seconds, flat.
2) Don’t Reach Out to Exes If Your Illness is Benign. I’d like to dedicate this thought to a special someone that I dated a while back… he comes in and out of my life all too regularly by texting me to say that he’s suddenly ill or in some type of great life crisis. Today’s message was about an upcoming surgery that seemed insanely bad until I asked “is it cancerous?” No. It’s not cancerous, in fact, it’s hardly an issue at all. It’s like getting a mole removed, but somehow it warranted discussion of his family flying in from overseas, his need to breed before it’s too late, and how suddenly alone he feels. DRAMA.
3) Pedro, Will You Go Straight for Me? I got my hair cut at Paul Labrecque Salon on the Upper East Side last week by the fabulous Pedro. He did a phenomenal job, and I left feeling really attracted to him. Totally recommend cuts at Paul Labrecque (and a cut with Pedro is affordable!).