Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (rainy Monday edition)

Written by Bryce

Sexting & Falafel. Delish!

Today’s thoughts are brought to you by my hormones.  I’m assuming I’m ovulating based on my cravings for sexting.

1) Is There Such a Thing as a “Sext Tape?”: Seriously, I’d like to know. We’ve all seen the raunchy regular sex tapes (flashbacks to Paris and varied Kardashians), but what I want to know is what about sexting?! I mean, someone HAS to be recording their sexy Skype sessions, right? I’m sure tons of musicians go on tour only to leave their hot little significantly famous others at home with nothing but a Macbook and equipment from Babeland.  If this type of tape hasn’t been released yet, don’t you worry, I’ll get on it.

2) I Love Sexting. Has it happened much in my lifetime? No. But, when it has, it’s been hot. I love it. I could sext all day.

3) Falafel is the REAL Manna. I’m pretty sure the creator had a direct hand in creating falafel. My logic? It tastes amazing, has fiber and nutrients, satisfies every ethnic background’s dietary laws (it’s halal! it’s kosher! it’s cool for WASPS!), and hails directly from the holy land.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


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