Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (slightly tanned)

Written by Bryce

Crappy sunglasses, margaritas, and penis.

I’m writing these thoughts as I sit at my computer for the first time in 4 days. I just got back from a 3 night stay in the beautiful Mexican city of Acapulco and I’m already trying to convince myself that I can take time off to go back in 6-8 weeks.

1) CRAP Eyewear is Totally Awesome. I met a girl named Stefanie on my trip. Her style rocked my world- especially her choice in eyewear. Check out these CRAP-tastic sunglasses here.

2) Tamarind Margaritas are Simply Incredible. They’re everything you love about a margarita, but accented with the distinctly sweet and sour flavor of tamarind pods.  Tamarind is native to warm climates, and in my personal opinion belongs in just about every recipe, ever. It’s that good. The fact that this drink even exists is beyond proof that Mexicans are simply brilliant.

3) Penis Mugs Make Me Emotional. I was walking through the local flea market yesterday in Acapulco in search of funky jewelry finds and instead “came” across this mug. Most people would just laugh, but as evidence of my sick head, it just sort of made me miss my boyfriend. Obviously I texted the image to him right then and there (does that count as a “sext?”), and was sort of let down when he was mostly disgusted. He replied “at dinner, now I don’t want to eat my creamed spinach.” Oh well, maybe I’m just at the crossroads of horny and PMS.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


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