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Top 5 Things I Love About Chest Hair

Written by Bryce

I’d like to think that since I’m well-traveled, dress stylishly (when I have to), and surround myself with generally fabulous people that I’m qualified to make the following conjectures.

Chest hair is amazing.  A man without chest hair is like a cheeseburger with no cheese: empty and pointless.

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    1. Chest hair is vintage-cool.  Much like tight jeans, converse sneakers, the skinny tie, and beard-scruff, chest hair is essential for the man that knows how to appreciate the vintage look.  Do the Burt Reynolds thang, it’s hot.
    2. Even an accountant that doesn’t know how to caulk or hang a painting can come off as a burly Paul Bunyan kinda guy.  And let’s all be real… chicks dig men that are handy (or at least look the part).
    3. Chest hair reminds us of gladiators.  Everyone wants to mate with a gladiator.
    4. It’s something to run our hands through in bed.  Nuff said.
    5. It’s like evolution made it’s mark in an obvious way.  Don’t worry hairy-chested-man, if the second ice age hit, you’d survive.

    About the author

    Bryce

    Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.

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