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Fact: Your Parents Are Just As Dirty As You

Written by Emily

If it’s one thing I’ve learned from growing up is that I have a lot more in common with my parents than I ever thought. For one, my mom has an amazing sense of humor in the right setting, most of the time it even being pretty dirty. While it usually makes me just want to barf, it’s nice knowing that I definitely am one half of the person who can down a bakers dozen of cosmopolitans and still stand. Anyway, when I got this in my e-mail from someone that found it in their parents record collection, it made me think about all that and that maybe your parents aren’t as prude or stuffy as you’d think. And if you weren’t thinking about your parents having sex, THEY DID! THEY TOTALLY DID! Hahaha, sorry.

In case you were wondering what the crap this is, I Wikipedia’d it and it was a legitimate “pornographic musical which ran from January 8 1974 to July 5 1976” and featured such amazing song titles as “I’m Gay,” “Come in My Mouth,” “Give It to Me”, and “The Cunnilingus Champion of Company C.” Sorry to the person who shall remain nameless for finding this in your parents’ house, but I think this gives us a BIG insight into their happy fun time in New York City in the 70’s. Unfortunately for us, the musical doesn’t seem to still be running, but I think I smell a revival in the works!

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."