What Better Way To Celebrate A First Birthday

Written by Emily

We poppin bottles 3pm-6pm!

I just want to come out and say first and foremost there is absolutely nothing wrong with this invitation.  Well, besides the grammar.  And the terrible font.  And the over use of slang text.  Other than that, it’s absolutely reasonable, wholesome in fact.  I don’t know if I am really out of it, but I don’t even understand half of what’s on the invitation, so thank G-d I wasn’t invited.  “I feel you muggin me cuz.”  “Cuz” what?!?!  I don’t know, but happy birthday Ka’miya celebrating 365 days and coming.

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a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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