Isn’t it high time HBO showed as many dongs as it does breasts?
I am of the opinion that we are ass-backwards when it comes to nudity in America. It seems to me like the people of other countries have a much healthier attitude when it comes to body issues and self esteem because they are raised to accept nudity instead of shunning it. This double standard that forces women to cover their tits when men can walk into a fucking Dunkin Donuts shirtless baffles me. The double standard that it is all right to show a woman entirely naked, but not a man will never make sense in my book.
That is why I love CollegeHumor.com for pointing this out to HBO. We just want to see dongs, HBO. Is that really too much to ask? Don’t the people deserve some full frontal dong action? Like, nipples are a casual encounter but dongs are just too much of a risk? Do you guys get insured for that or something? Really, I want to know if there’s a GEICO plan for that.
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But seriously, if you have any important thoughts on the availability of schlong imagery on HBO, weigh in below in the comments section. The world needs your voice for this important matter to be resolved.
