How Big Is Your Clitoris?

Written by Vivianne

Hurray! We found outrageous new bling to ultra pimp your vajazzled privates! Check out this non-piercing body jewelry featuring a loop that fits over the clitoris and dangling beads to tickle your (and your lover’s) lips, because you’ve been asking yourself these two questions:

1. How big is your clitoris?

2. How can I adorn it properly?

20 bucks to feel… just like Cleopatra!

Oh and just FYI…

An article published in the Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology in July 1992 states that the examination of “200 consecutive normal women at routine gynecological examination” revealed the average crosswise width of the clitoral glans to be 3.4 mm (0.13 inches) with a range of 2.4 to 4.4 mm (0.09 – 0.17 inches) and the lengthwise width was 5.1 mm (0.20 inches) with a range of 3.7 to 6.5 mm (0.15 – 0.26 inches). This means the average clitoral glans is smaller than a pencil eraser. The average total clitoral length including the glans and body was 16.0 mm (0.63 inches) with a range of 11.7 to 20.3 mm (0.46 – 0.80 inches). The clitoral index (CI), the product of the clitoral glans lengthwise and crosswise widths, was 18.5 mm2 (0.03 inches2). There was NO correlation between age, height, weight or use of oral contraceptives and clitoral size, but women who had given birth had “significantly larger measurements.”


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