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I’d Like to Buy Some… Pineapples?

Written by Bryce

You know, I used to be under the impression that major supermarket chains had someone on staff to edit ad copy, but I think this recession has forced cutbacks in every department.

In the meantime, the cutbacks have only helped the produce department… because never before have consumers had access to fruit + porn for so cheap.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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