The world obviously needs a porn parody of Jurassic Park.
I haven’t actually seen Jurassic World, but I can tell you without a doubt that Bryce Dallas Howard has the sexual magnetism of a white trash baby doll with Down’s syndrome. Also, the only thing I have really heard about the movie is that it’s ludicrous that she is wearing heels throughout even though she’s running from fucking velociraptors. So I guess it is the natural progression of things that somebody would create a porn parody of it.
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If you like Dinosaurs, and Asians, and costumes directly from the basement bin of Party City, then you will love this porn parody trailer. I hope I have brightened your day by calling attention to it. Remember though, if a dinosaur ever starts chasing you, drop your Loubs and RUN!
