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Jurassic Porn Parody

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Written by Gary

The world obviously needs a porn parody of Jurassic Park.

jurassic porn

I haven’t actually seen Jurassic World, but I can tell you without a doubt that Bryce Dallas Howard has the sexual magnetism of a white trash baby doll with Down’s syndrome. Also, the only thing I have really heard about the movie is that it’s ludicrous that she is wearing heels throughout even though she’s running from fucking velociraptors. So I guess it is the natural progression of things that somebody would create a porn parody of it.

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If you like Dinosaurs, and Asians, and costumes directly from the basement bin of Party City, then you will love this porn parody trailer. I hope I have brightened your day by calling attention to it. Remember though, if a dinosaur ever starts chasing you, drop your Loubs and RUN!

About the author

Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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