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Like You’ve Never Stuck An Eel Up Your Ass

Written by Emily

Seriously, what a way to go.

We’ve all been there.  Drunk and belligerent around different sea and wildlife and you and your buddies think “haha Gary passed out first, he deserves this eel stuck up his ass!”  Well, that old prank didn’t seem to go too well for a 59-year-old chef in Sichaun, China.  After the 50 cm long Asian swamp eel was inserted into the poor guys ass by his friends, it “devoured his bowels.”  I apologize if you were eating, planned to eat, or just ate before reading this.  Safe drinking!!!

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About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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