Marriage Problems That Can Be Solved With A Big Penis

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Written by Gary

When choosing a husband, there are certain things that we must consider. Nobody wants a husband that has a drug problem, blacks your eyes on occasion, or sleeps with your 19-year-old neighbor. There are smaller problems that will arise with any marriage, however. For the life’s smaller issues and following reasons, you should choose a man with a big penis:

big penis husband

Does your husband hate spooning? I bet his dick doesn’t. No body pillows necessary.

When you run out of tampons, you always have a backup. A wine cork-sized cock probably won’t do the job.

Should you ever find your house being burgled, he won’t need a baseball bat.

Goodbye overflowing toilets! He can take a break from plunging your lady-bits and plunge the toilet once in a while.

If you get stranded on the side of the road and he doesn’t know how to change a tire, you will have no problem hailing down a passing car. Nobody would stop for a thumb-sized weiner.

Have several children but no back yard? No problem! Hang a tire swing from his dick. He always said he wanted to try swinging, anyway.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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  • I have to say that being married to a man with a long / big penis is simply wonderful! He is considered to be well endowed at 23 cm’s ( 9 In.) which makes me a very proud & happy woman is all I can say!

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