Penis Size Across Europe

Written by Bryce

Does your foreign lover measure up?

Just in case you’ve been wondering (and honestly, how could you not be?), here are the most accurate internet statistics for schlong size across Europe:

If, like me, you’re still wondering about the rest of the world… well, don’t worry. Here’s some more semi-scientific info that’ll help clear up any cocktastic confusion:

It should be noted that these charts really seem to support the African descent = bigger schlongage stereotypes. Not only are Africans measuring bigger, longer, and stronger on the charts, but the European countries with significant African populations seem to have “enhanced” numbers. Win for Africa, I’d say.

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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