Heck, all he really wants is a blowjob from a classy Long Island gal. Seems like true love to me.
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Bryce
Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.