Heck, all he really wants is a blowjob from a classy Long Island gal. Seems like true love to me.
Velour Jumpsuit + Fake Tan = LOVE
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Bryce
Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.