You Have A Little Bacon In Your Teeth

Every time I finish writing about a weird bacon product, I pretty much swear it’ll be my last.  Then someone e-mails me with something like “Emily, you gotta see this.”  Usually it’s some sort of new vibrator, sex toy/swing/oil/gag, or something bacon related.  How I became the go-to bacon aficionado I’ll never know, but I’ll never refuse the chance to check it out.  I bring to you now, Bacon floss.

Dentists recommend flossing and I recommend bacon, so there you go.   Start your day fresh with brushing then flossing.  Maybe this could work into some sort of sexy bed time aphrodisiac? Yea I know, gross or whatever.  Buy it on Amazon sickos.