It’s not every day you come by such a sexy looking vegetable, but here I am to help you out. It’s the great penis shaped potato, Charlie Brown! Red bliss indeed. I’m not sure what was in the soil to produce such a phallic potato, but my guess it was just a nice warm, moist bed of soil.
I’m saddened by the fact that even a potato has a bigger penis than me . . .
Looking funny though….kind of small LOL