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Ruminations on vag beards
TweetThe bushes of New Jersey can now breathe a sign of relief. And I’m not talking about...
F*ck me in the Fairy
TweetI can’t quite put my finger on what Paris Hilton’s Fairy Dust perfume smells like, but if...
Lano Or Bust
TweetThe Lano Company has graciously heeded my tiny-lips concerns by sending us their amazing...
He was jacked up higher than a prom dress in June
TweetIf your prom experience was anything like mine, you might have ended up with 5 empty mini...
Pop A Lil Bubbly
Tweet Let’s be honest. No one would even flinch if I were to tell you that Diddy was coming...
Great candle, or greater sex toy?
TweetI tend to find multiple uses in everyday items. Your belt is my headband. Her bathingsuit is...
Gimme Some Lip
TweetI love using my lips. Kissing, licking, tasting, pouting. They’re not big plumpers, a la...
Lindsay’s Lesbian Latkes
Tweet Recently, pop-culture media has been inundated with rumors that LaLohan herself will be...
It’s Made with Bits of Real Panther
TweetI’m sick of everything smelling the same. It’s floral, it’s fruity, it’s who the F...