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Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (festival of lights!)

Written by Bryce

Dresses, Splooge, & Baseball Cards…

It’s Chanukkah! I’m so excited!


1) I Like Watercolored Dresses. Well, I like watercolors, and I like dresses… so why not the combo? This one from Luna by Josandra particularly rocks my world. Cute with leggings (as pictured), as a fun beach cover, or skanked up with patterned sheer tights.

2) Monsoons are Shitty (but romantic). If you’re running errands and happen to encounter a monsoon, the experience is shitty. If you’re trapped in bed with a handsome man, monsoons are not shitty. Food for thought.

3) Why Does Splooge Stain? Ashley mentioned today that splooge is known to stain black clothes. I don’t encounter a lot of splooge on my clothes, but I do know that it makes it really awkward for NYC girls (and gays) to enjoy an all black wardrobe and a slutty streak if this is true. Also, any scientists or doctors out there that can break down the chemical reason behind splooge stainage for us Lux Spotters?

4) I Got the Best Chanukkah Gift. Thank you, Mr. Felder, for getting me this awesome 1993 Kelly Gruber Upper Deck baseball card to help me celebrate the festival of lights. For anyone out there that’s ever collected baseball cards (I was not a cool kid), you will appreciate that Upper Decks have that awesome little hologram on the back. They’re like sports cards for girls and gay dudes, basically.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

1 Comment

  • I don’t know what is sadder having to worry about a splooge stain or that I had to look it up to see what it was.

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