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Hump It.

Written by Bryce

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That’s right, hump it. As in, anything. In any context.

“Hump it” is my new phrase, and I’m passing it on to you to use. It’s appropriate for all occasions and contexts.

Happy? See a hot body that you like? Hump it:)
Upset? Scratch the paint on your new car? Oh, hump it!
Sad? Your dog just died? Hump it:(
Hungry? Craving a sandwich on brioche? Mmmm, hump it.

Use it to break up with someone… “you’re such an asshole, go hump it.”
Use it to get into a new relationship… “hey sugar, whatchu doin’ tonight? c’mon over, hump it.”

I encourage all of you to use it. I know I will be.
So get out there and hump it!

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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