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If You Love Tackos, Cartoons, And Obama

Written by Emily

He’s just a regular guy seeking a regular gal.

I get it. Internet dating is hard. You never know who you are going to find once they walk through the door. Well this charming guy with tons of talents lays it all out right for you. He even understands all the trials and tribulations of internet dating! He seems like a gentle soul that just wants someone to talk to and play his guitar for. With Cinco de Mayo tomorrow, I think I may hit him up for some tackos and cartoons.  If I wasn’t already taken, I’d be all over this.  Between his blue ray’s and my breasts, we would have made an unstoppable couple.

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About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

2 Comments

  • It’s necessary to know if he’s washed his hands since the famed handshake. Also, i love the way he makes “time’s” possessive. ughhh makes me so hot.

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