Sex Life Toys

The Robotic Blowjob is Now a Thing

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Written by Gary

The Autoblow 2 aims to replace traditional blowjobs with a robot.

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I think that the world can agree that blowjobs are one thing you can never have enough of. Everyone, even the old President of the United States has engaged in some blowie action here and there, so it was really only a matter of time before technology found a way to replicate it.

The Autoblow 2 is an electronic robot that mimics the action and feel of an actual beej, without the muss and fuss of a Tinder date, a date rape drug, some light inter-marital bribery, or the risk of hiring a hooker. The machine is constructed of a silicon flesh sleeve paired with an engine attached to dual internal pumping beaded rings. These rings slide up and down the shaft from the outside, giving the realistic feeling of a blowjob. There is a dial at the bottom to let you control speed, and the thing plugs into the wall, so you don’t have to run out for late night batteries.

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This machine basically sounds like every woman’s dream sex toy. Say goodbye to your boyfriend’s pathetic puppy dog eyes, sore jaw muscles, and waking up with a dick aiming directly at your mouth. Buy your boyfriend an Autoblow 2, and let the future of sex toys give your mouth a break.

I embedded the Infomercial for you, in case you want more information on your ‘get out of blowjobs free’ card.

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Autoblow 2 Blowjob Robot Animated Infomercial from Letsgasm! on Vimeo.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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