Holy shit. This is exactly why weird love battles should be kept OFF facebook. And also, Tommy wasn’t really THAT good looking.
Tommy, You’re a Dick. Jade, You’re a Whore.
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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
I have a major case of the lolz at work right now.
All I can say is damn! She’s lucky someone didn’t choke her psycho ass to death with all the enemies she has obviously made.
OMG – that was like that train wreck that you know you shouldn’t look at but just…can’t…help…yourself. What I don’t get is, if he wanted nothing to do with her anymore, why is she one of his FB friends?
wow–however i wish there was the read more option from tommy’s response –somewhere near post 22 lmfao
Good lord, first of all, why are the super Christian girls always freaky? Also, why would you keep this conversation going – is being outed as a pukey superfreak once not bad enough?
Not gonna lie, thats amazing!
Soooo, I should ignore that friend request I got from “Jade” this morning?
So, um… i’m 100% sure the dude wasnt that good looking, cuz hot girls only like ugly dudes who are cocky. it makes up for their height and appearance. also, this is clearly staged cuz while many are crazy, nobody is that “formal” in their craziness (“also, as far as i remember you got it on my hair and not much on my face.”).
however, if this is all true, then for sure one thing is right… the girl DOESNT hate him. my father said a very important thing years ago, “so long as a woman is still willing to fight with you, you still got her. the minute she stops, you lost her.”
by the way, bryce. didnt know you were a mom now. congrats! havent seen you since your bday party at runway years ago.
Fuk you Bryce. Tommy was THAT good looking.
And to think I was going to let you take me out to dinner and slap me around tonight.
YOUR LOSS!!!
this is great. too bad she kept going with it. makes me feel so sad for the both of them.
Yikes…I feel bad for this girl because she just kept going. Obviously this man is going to shred her, because that is what guys do when they are heartless and feel theat they’re being attacked. However, ladies need to start keeping their dignity. If a man doesn’t call, text, or write then he’s gross and not worth it. Meanwhile, it gives us inspiration to write or be creative in other ways. Don’t take it out on men, they’re not worth it. Poor your heart ache into something constructive.
xx AmiBeth
This is hysterical. Bryce, you should intro Jade to Zach.