How to Sell Sex Online the Legal Way

How to sell sex online the legal way, in case you need the cash to fund your lifestyle.

Before we start this shitshow, lets be honest about something. All sex is transactional. It doesn’t matter if you are giving up your religion to offer your vagina to your high school boyfriend behind a Chuck E. Cheese, giving your emotions to sleep with someone you’ve loved for a long time, or literally selling your vagina on the street for cold, hard cash.

There is always some transaction involved. That’s political science.

Thus, there are plenty of ways to sell sex online freely, and legally. All you need is an internet connection and a willing, open mind.

Be a sex toy tester

It may be hard to believe, but you can make up to $39,000 per year trying out sex toys that get delivered to your door. All you have to do is masturbate a lot, which you are probably doing anyway, and of course find the right sex toy company. You can sell sex online by just selling your sexpertise, and that sounds safe enough to us.

Even these specific products on Amazon have reviewers getting paid or receiving products for free in exchange for their reviews.

Sell your used underwear

Craigslist is probably the easiest way to do this, but I get offers to buy my underwear all the time on Grindr. I am the type of guy who wears my underwear until it literally falls apart on my body, so maybe I should do the world (and my hookups) a service and sell it off for gas money.

Selling your body online can be practical, can’t it? Note to self: eat more pineapple. If you’re curious if this really works, yes, look at all these people selling their underwear on eBay.

Write erotic fan fiction

If you have ever heard of Fifty Shades of Grey, you know how lucrative erotic fan fiction can be. All you have to do is take someone else’s story and make it all about sex. How hard could that be?

Become a social media thirst trap

These days if you can get a good following on social media you can make some money with it, and that’s one of the easiest ways to sell sex online.

So basically, be a big slut on Instagram, and amass so many followers that advertisers pay you as an “influencer,” which is a polite way to say “social media whore that makes money curating an online version of themselves that other desperate people cling to for advice on how to be cool.”

And yes, you can see who views your Instagram account. But hey, there is money to be made!

Become a naked maid

It happened on Desperate Housewives, so it must be true. You too, can clean your home naked, on webcam, for money. This is a great option for girls who don’t actually want to come in contact with strange dick for money, but still have groceries to buy. Real services are offering this, by the way. Again, you can sell your “services” and use this weird doll for “inspiration.”

Become a fetishista

One thing you should know if you are thinking of becoming a sex worker and actually selling sex online, is that everyone has a fetish. You can make tons of money by showing guys your feet on webcam, or dressing up like an animal.

There are a lot of weirdos out there, and the Internet is the perfect place for them to hide, with their credit card numbers at hand. << amen, amen, amen >>

Sell nude photos of yourself

If you honestly don’t give AF who sees your body, you can sell nude photos of yourself here. Just don’t blame me if your church pastor never looks you in the eye again. You can compile them into book form and sell them in a classier way, here.

Find an online sugar daddy

One of the best things about social media is that you can be completely honest with strangers, so finding an older man that will pay for your lifestyle in exchange for all kinds of things (even chats), is easier than ever. Sure, it’s a time commitment, but if you’re looking for ways to sell sex online, I’m going to go ahead and assume you have a lot of time on your hands.

There is actually a website called sugardaddie.com to streamline the whole experience.

Become a phone sex operator

Even though phone sex seems archaic, it still exists for some reason. One of my good friends used to be a phone sex operator and she made a lot of money pretending to be a white girl named Bridget. If you have a sexy voice, you might as well put it to use.

Nature only passes out gifts to those who can best use them.

Sell your virginity

After the Internet willed itself into being, it was pretty much an inevitability that someone would auction off their virginity. Pretty much everyone who has ever had a dick inside them (or put their dick in someone else) will tell you that your virginity isn’t really that big of a deal, so you might as well make some cash.

The most expensive virginity ever sold was Raffaella Fico, who made $1.4 million by auctioning off her innocence. So basically your vagina might be worth the price of a small mansion. Don’t try this in the USA. Go on a vacation to somewhere you won’t end up in jail for this, mmkay?

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